Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come

During her annual checkup, the well endowed woman was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. “Doctor,” she shyly said, “I just can’t undress in front of you.” “All right,” said the doctor. “I’ll flick of the lights. You undress and tell me when you’re ready.” In a short time, her voice rang out in the darkness; “I have undressed doctor. What shall I do with my clothes?” “Put them on the chair, on top of mine.”

A woman visited the doctor. She was waking up every morning feeling awful and only felt better after throwing up. “Well, Mrs. Douglas,” the doctor said, “I’ve got some good news for you.” “It’s Miss Douglas,” she corrected the doctor. “I’m single.” “Oh,” said the doctor, “well, then maybe this news isn’t so good.”

This should be taken care of right away."
I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself