How Can You Tell When A Blonde Has Been Using You Computer?
Your Joystick Is a Wet.

One day this blonde was walking down the street when she noticed her house was on fire. So she called 911 and said help there is a fire! then she hung up. After a few minutes she called back and said help my house is on fire! Then she hung up.... she finally called back, help my house is on fire! The dispatcher then asked, mam how do we get to your house? the blonde said "DUH the big red truck!"

The phone rang late one night and the wife answered the phone in a tired hushed voice. Her husband listened as he heard his wife reply angrily "How the heck should I know? It's 300 miles away?" She hung up the phone and her husband asked, "Who was that?" and she said "Some lady asking me if the coast was clear!"

How lovely you look, my dear!" gushed a wedding guest to the bride. And then she
whispered, "Whatever happened to that dizzy blonde your groom used to date?"
"I dyed my hair," replied the bride.