Once there was a prostitute standing on a street corner. A white man pulled up to her
and she addressed him to a motel where she would meet him. They got into the room
and she said,
"I have to warn you, when I get horney I turn into a real devil." The man said
"No problem," And they proceeded to get it on when she turned into a devil, horns and tail in all The
horrified man ran away screaming.
The prostitute went back to her corner and a black man pulled up. She pointed to
the motel. When the got into the room she told him what would happen. The black man said "no problem,"
A few minutes later she turned into a devil. Horns and tail in all. The man ran out also screaming.
So, she went back to her corner and a spanish man pulled up. When they got into
their room the lady told him what would happen. This seemed to arouse the man,
which in turn aroused her. She turned into a devil, horns and tail in all.
The spanish man got a huge smile on his face, grabbed the woman by her horns and
yelled, "Ole, handlebars!"

A man and his family walk into a restaurant and the father notices that all the waiters have a spoon in their pocket. So when the waiter comes over to take their order, the father asked: “what’s with the spoons in their front pockets,” and the waiter replied: its a proven fact that the spoon is the piece of silverware that is dropped most offend, and that they will save 15 hours a week instead of always having to walk back and forth into the kitchen. The father is sitting there eating his soup; suddenly he drops the spoon, the waiter saw it and says "no sweat I'm on my way to the kitchen right now" and gives him the spoon.
The very observant father notices that all the male waiters have a string hanging out of their zipper, so when the waiter comes to give him the bill the father whispered "I noticed that all the waiters have a string hanging out of the zipper." the waiter says "I know, we save 7 hrs a week per person by not having to wash our hands, all we do is pull the string" the father asked "how do you get it back in?" the waiter responded with a whisper "I don't know about anyone else but personally I use the spoon"

Q. Why did the condom fly across the room?
A. It got pissed off!

As they were undressing in the locker room prior to a vigorous racquetball match, Dan was surprised to see John slip off a pair of women’s panties.
“Say, old shoe,” he said, “I hope you don’t think I’m being too personal, but, when did you start wearing ladies underwear?”
Dan replied, “Ever since my wife found them in my glove compartment.”