A perplexed blond walked over to the African tour guide and questioned:
Excuse me...but isn't the lion the king of the jungle? Why yes he is.... why you ask?
Well I was just making sure, since I am already disappointed by the Sahara dessert being just a dry beach and not a huge fruit salad, and this is supposed to be the dark continent and just look at my sunburn. I was expecting a thrilling nightlife, and now you are taking us into a savannah to see the king of the jungle!!
A sales executive was helping a new trainee prepare for her first weekend sales convention. Upon their arrival in New York, the boss showed her the best places to eat, shop, and stay. The following morning,
as the group was organizing their material for the day’s presentation, the executive noticed the trainee was missing. He called the hotel where she was staying to ask what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said, “I can’t get out of my room!” “You can’t get out of your room?” “Why not?” asked the boss. “There are only three doors in here,” she sobbed. “One is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says Do Not Disturb!”
A Blonde was tired of all the crap she was getting so she died her hair brown.
She was driving down the road and she saw a Shepherd and his sheep. She stopped and asked
" If, I can guess how many sheep you have can I have one?"
" Sure" said the Shepherd
" Ah, 45."
" Wow!! Go ahead and pick one,” said the Shepherd
So she picked out a little cute one and put it in her car.
" Now let me make you a bet. If I can guess what color your hair really is, can I have my
Q. Why you should not ask a blonde where she was born?
A. because she will answer: "I was born in a land that is called the same as this land".
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