A man calls his wife from the Emergency Room. He tells her that his finger got cut off at the construction site where he was working.
A man is walking down the street, when a bum comes up to him and asks for a dollar. Being in generous mood, the man pulls out a ten-dollar bill.
The husband had just finished reading the book "Man of the House." He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert. Then you're going to draw me a bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
A married couple is discussing why their marriage is in rut. They decide that like many married people, it’s because they never go out and have fun anymore. “Let’s go out and have a good time tonight,” the wife says finally. “Okay,” the husband replies. “But if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.”
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