There needs to be more elaboration here:

WELL- this usually means that the woman in question cannot form a sufficient argument and is instead stalling. Usually, if you go on without pause during this time, you are asking for trouble and she will remember it for a very long time. There will be hell to pay. Watch out for WELL.

OH GOD- Listen up men, this does not mean a woman is praying to God. It means she is so utterly repulsed by what you have done or said that she has nothing else to say. If encountered at the right conjunction, this word is very deadly coupled with WELL and FINE.

REASONS WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN:
-Dogs don't cry.
-Dogs love it when your friends come over.
-Dogs think you sing great.
-A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
-Dogs don't expect you to call when you’re running late.
-The later you are, the more excited a dog is to see you.
-Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
-Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
-Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
-Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
-Anyone can get a good-looking dog.
-If a dog's gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
-Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
-Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
-A dog's parents never visit.
-Dogs love long car trips.
-Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
-Dogs don't hate their bodies.
-Dogs never criticize.
-Dogs never expect gifts.
-Dogs don't worry about germs.
-Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had.
-Dogs like to do their snooping outside, as opposed to in your desk or wallet.
-Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
-Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner instead of a lobster one.
-You never have to wait for a dog.
-Dogs are ready to go 24 hours a day.
-Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.
-Dogs never want foot rubs.
-Dogs aren't catty.

HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE:
-Both look stupid in hats.
-Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate at one sitting.
-Neither understands football.
-Both are good at pretending to listen to every word you say.
-Neither believes that silence is golden.
-Both constantly want back rubs.
-Neither can balance a checkbook.
-You can never tell what either of them is thinking.

WHY WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN DOGS:
-Women look good in sweaters.
-Women leave the room to pass gas.

Women are emotional, Men are physical. Women can love at the drop of a hat; Men can love at the drop of a pair of panties!

Q: What's the function of the brain in a male human?
A: It stores excess blood needed for an erection.