Q:What do a bungee jumper and a gay guy have in common?
A: If the rubber breaks they are both in deep shit!

Q. What is worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. “Being fingered by Captain Hook.”

One day lil red riding hood was walking through the forest when the wolf came out and said,"I'm gonna fuck your lil red socks off" Lil red riding hood,said,"No way" and kept on walking.After a while lil red riding hood took a small break from walking.The wolf said,"I'm gonna fuck your lil red socks off" Lil red Riding hood replied,"No you aint" and kept walking on the path. She finally reached her Grandmas House and steped inside. The wolf was waiting for her. The wolf stated,"I'm gonna fuck your lil red socks off". Lil red riding hood replied,"The hell you are,Your gonna eat me just like the story goes.

So you think your life is Bad...
Just think how bad the life of an egg is...
you only get laid once
you only get eaten once
It takes 4 min to get hard and
2 min to get soft
you have to share a box with 11 other guys
and the only chick that ever sat on
your face was your mother.