There is now no doubt that Tiger Woods is the greatest Golfer that ever lived.
He is the only Golfer in history that could play 9 holes at the same time.

Tony and his wife are golfing when he hits an incredible chip shot. He runs up to the green, has a look, and yells to her, “It’s about the length of my cock away from the hole.” His wife screams back, “Then keep watching, it might drop in.”