A man walked up to a woman on the street, he didn't even know, and asked her if she'd like to have some bedroom hijinks. The woman eyed him up and down and then down and up. She began to burst out laughing at his question. When he started to turn red-faced and get angry. This only made her laugh that much more at him. Finally the man had his fill of her ignorance and let his steam vent off.

"Okay, forget about the bedroom, I"m not that horny anyways! Damn women!" he protested.

The woman stopped giggling then and put her hands defiantly on her shapely hips. She then jiggled away sexily from him like Mae West and threw him a departing wink.

"Good thing, you didn't ask me to join you, because I've had all the monkeying around I needed for one day! Just listening to your stupid male proposition was way more hilarious and satisfying than an orgasm. Don't come up and see me sometime, big boy, y'all hear!"

The man came to see the doctor about his constant fatigue and the doctor said, “I’m afraid you’re going to have to give up sex.” The man said, “But I’m a young guy. I’m in the prime of my life. How can I just give up sex?” “Well,” the doctor said, “you do what everyone does. You get married and you taper off gradually.”

A man boarded a plane in New Orleans, with a box of crabs. A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator, which she did. The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out. Shortly before landing in Chicago, she announced over the intercom to the entire cabin, ‘would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?’
Not one hand went up ….. So she took them home and enjoyed them herself.

Let’s face it..." a woman can fake an orgasm and a man an entire relationship""