A wife demands bedroom manners.
One day while a man was working he cut off the end of his finger while panicking he calls his wife and says, "Honey, I need to go to the hospital. I cut off my finger." The wife replies "Your whole finger?" The man replies “No, the one next to it."
Two condoms are walking down the street when they pass a gay bar.
Two mates have been on safari in deepest, darkest Africa for six months shooting and trapping all manner of game when they come across a large female orangutan, one says to the other “gees I'm horny, how about we trap her and have a bit of fun?" "I don’t know" replys the other" shes a big monkey ", leave it up to me, comes the reply. After much ado they finally net her, stake her out on the ground, and to calm her down place a bag over her head. “Right, says the first hunter" get your knife ready and if I get into trouble you will have to take her out, ok?" "Sure will” comes the reply. The first guy jumps on and after a minute or so she goes berserk, pulls the stakes out of ground and grabs him in a huge hug, “quick the knife, the knife!! "He roars" where do I stab her”, yells the other guy!! "Stab her, no don’t stab her, cut the bag off her head I want to kiss her!!" he roared
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