This little throne I call my own,
I aim to keep it neat.
So drain your soul, pee down the hole,
And not upon the seat!

A sign seen at a swimming pool: We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool!

Here I sit
What a caper
I have to shit
But I'm out of paper

On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.