"Ancient Chinese Proverbs"
Virginity likes bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired?
Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Foolish man gives wife grand piano, wise man gives wife upright organ.
Man with one chopstick goes hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Confucius says, "Virginity like bubble, one small prick and it gone."
Confucius says....
It is better to puke while pooping than poop while puking
Confucius say, "He who stands on toilet is high on pot."
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