One day a cannibal visited the neighboring island of cannibals. There, people cost $2 but politicians cost $25.
The visiting cannibal asked, "How come politicians cost so much?"
The chief answered, "Do you know how hard it is to clean one of those?"

Q: What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
A: The cold shoulder.

Q: What is a cannibal's favorite game?
A: Swallow the leader.

Cannibal's recipe book: How to Serve Your Fellow Man.