Have you heard about the new blonde paint?
It's not too bright but it spreads easy.

Q: Why did the blond put a condom over the steering wheel?
A: She had to blow the horn!

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?" He replies "Just crap in the carburetor."
She asks," How often do I have to do that?"

A man calls his wife on her cell phone and tells her to keep an eye on the road. She asks her husband why? and he replies: "there is some lunatic on the road driving in the wrong direction". She then replies " that’s funny I’m continuously dodging cars".