In a Biology lecture at major Australian University, a professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female freshman, raised her hand and asked, "If I understand what you are saying, there is a lot of glucose in male semen, as in sugar?" "That's correct,” responded the professor, going on to add some statistical data. Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?”
After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing. The poor girl turned bright red as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said; she picked up her books, and without a word walked out of the class and never returned. However, as she was going out of the door, the professor's reply was a classic. Totally straight-faced, he answered her question; " It doesn't taste sweet because the taste buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat!

There was a coed who got an A when her history teacher found that she was terrible on names but great on dates.

What do you call a Socialist on an American college campus?
Professor!

Why the idiot's application for Medical School got rejected...

QUESTION: DEFINE THE FOLLOWING TERMS
Antibody: against everyone
Artery: the study of fine paintings
Bacteria: back door to a cafeteria
Benign: what you have after eight
Cardiology: advance study of poker playing
Coma: Punctuation mark
Diagnosis: person with slanted nose
Duodenum: couple in jeans
Enema: not a friend
Lactose: person without digits on
Liposuction: a French Kiss
Lymph: walk unsteadily
Microbes: small dressing gowns
Protein: a favor of teens
Secretion: hiding anything