George went to get his shoes polished and after he got through he went into this bar and met Shunda and said "OOO Shunda them sure are some pretty blue panties you have on." She said, "George how do you know that I have blue panties on?" He said, " My shiny shoes told me!" Then he saw Shawanda so he went up to her and said, " OOOO Shawanda, them sure are some pretty pink panties you have on and she said George how do you know that i have on pink panties, he said my shiny shoes told me. Then he went up to Shumeka, and said OOO Shumeka, them sure are some pretty black panties you have on. She said, " George I’m not wearing any panties, he said Oh I was wondering why those panties had a crack in them!

There are two women sitting around talking about their lovers. One woman says to the other, "I have three lovers and I have names them all after soda pop. The first one I named 7-up because he is seven inches long and always up. The second one I named Mountain Dew because when he mounts me he knows what to do. The third one I named Jack Daniels." The second woman is confused and she says to the first woman, "Jack Daniels? That's not a soda, it's a hard liquor." The first woman says, “EXACTLY."

The Gossip

Sarah, the church gossip and self-appointed arbiter of the
congregation's morals, kept sticking her nose into other
people's business. Several members were unappreciative of her
activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new
member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his pickup truck
parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She
commented to George and others that everyone seeing it there
would know what he was doing.

George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just
walked away. He didn't explain, defend or deny; he said nothing.
Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of
Sarah's house and left it there ... all night.

Q: How did the Ho-Ho get preganant?
A: There was a ding-dong in the box.