This blonde walks up to a service desk at a car shop and asked the attendant for a new 7I0 cap. The attendant was perplexed and responded to the blonde, "Miss, I don't know what you're talking about! There is no such thing as a seven ten cap."
"Well maybe it's a seven one zero cap!" "There is no such cap."
"There has to be! I got one off my car! It's cracked and I need a new one!" by this point a couple other male employees had come over and were listening to the exchange between the attendant and the blonde. Finally, one of the employees asked the lady if she had the requested part with her. "Sure!" she said. "It's right here!" She then pulled a plastic cap out of her purse. When she laid it on the counter, upside down for the gentlemen, the burst into peals of laughter. 'What's so funny?" The blonde demanded. "Do I get the part or not. "Lady," one of the men finally stated. "You don’t want a 7I0 cap! You want an 0IL cap!"

Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.

Q.Why was the blonde's belly button black and blue?

A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

Q: What does a blonde call safe sex
A: Rolling up the windows and locking the doors