Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant

A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman:
I would like to buy a pink curtain the size of my computer screen.

The surprised salesman replies:

But, madam, computers do not have curtains....

And the blonde said:

Helloooo.... I've got Windows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One day a teacher was talking about picking rocks with his Bobcat (tractor). As the teacher continued with the discussion a Blonde was very confused. Finally she raised her hand and said "teacher how did you train your bobcat to pick up rocks."

Why is there "TGIF" in front of the blonde's pair of shoes?
It reads "Toes Goes In First"