I believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it.

"Mummy, that dentist wasn't painless like he advertised."
"Why, did he hurt you?"
"No! but he yelled just like any other dentist when I bit his finger."

Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?"
Mabel: "Yes, the dentist."

First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."