*When do you care for a man's company? When he owns it.

*There are only two four letter words that are offensive to me":
don't and stop.

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10. They Have Breasts.

A Doctor giving a speech with the latest medicine findings:

Here's good news for all of you who need blood transfusions, although this may be of some interest to any of you.

The AMA (The American Medical Association) researchers have made a remarkable discovery. It seems that some patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood.

It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better.