Solly met Yitzak in the foyer of the synagogue, and said; "Solly on the way here I heard two men talking - they are going to plant a bacon tree in your garden!" "A bacon tree in a Jewish garden!" said Solly, "That is not kosher! I must go at once and stop them."
As he reached his house, someone hit him on the head and stole his wallet.
He woke up in the hospital, and there was Yitzak by his bed, saying "Solly, please forgive me. I got it wrong. It was not a bacon tree, it was a ham bush!"

O: Why does Peter Pan fly?
A: If you got hit in the Peter with a Pan you would fly too!!!!

A little boy was looking in his cupped hands at a bunch of grasshoppers
"Mommy" The boy said, “are there girl grasshoppers?"
"No" says the mom
"Are there boy grasshoppers?" the boy said. Now, he mom was thinking to herself if she wanted to give her little boy the birds and bees talk now, but decided not to.
"Yes, there are boy grasshoppers" said the mom, then the little boy crushes the grasshoppers in his hand and says,"Faggots".

A man walks in a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist for Viagra
The pharmacist asked, " Do you have a prescription?"
The man said "No but I can show you a picture of my wife."