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SpicyJokes.com # 180
Thanks to: Michael Shandling - USA.
rec.:6/5/2001    pub.:6/5/2001
Ranking: 1.49 / 35
 
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It is better to be part of the idle rich class than be part of the idle poor class.
It is better to remain silent and thought a fool than it is to speak and remove all doubt. Moral: think before you speak. Or engage the brain when engaging the mouth.

It is easier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission.

It is easier to take it apart than to put it back together.

It is important to keep an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out.

It is impossible to build a foolproof system, because fools are so ingenious.

It just doesn't get any Beta than this

 

SpicyJokes.com # 22520
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:3/24/2010    pub.:4/21/2010
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A young female waitress had endured a long evening of serving customers at a rather well to do silver service restaurant. She had put up with the chiefs demanding commands, the manager’s scornful eye and the customer’s disrespectful patronization. Serving was not her muse, a mere means to an end. She looked at the clock slowly tick by....one more hour. One particular table of drunken overindulgent males had caused her considerable distress that evening. They had a way with objectifying her, which made her squirm.
"I hope you enjoyed your meal this evening gentlemen, can I tempt you with the dessert menu?" She politely enquired.
"Oh I’m sorry", the lead male replied "My friends here have prader-willi syndrome and don’t know when to stop. You probably don’t know what that means. Its a..."

Feed up with the evening she brazenly remarked "I’m aware what prader-willi is (lack of feeling satisfied after completing a meal) ..but even POSH COCKS can have dessert".

 

SpicyJokes.com # 22534
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
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After stopping his car on a deserted section of town, the young man turned to his date and made some rather expected advances. “Just a minute,” the girl said, pushing him away. “I’m really a prostitute and I have to charge you fifty dollars.” After he unwillingly paid her, they made love. Later, the man sat silently at the wheel. “Aren’t we leaving?” the girl asked. “Not quite yet,” the young man said. “I’m really a cabdriver and the fare back is fifty dollars.

 

SpicyJokes.com # 21449
Thanks to: Anonymous
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A beggar approached a passerby. "Sir, would you give me $100 for a cup of coffee?"
"That's ridiculous!" the man said huffily.
"Just a yes or no, buddy," the beggar growled. "I don't need a damn lecture about how to run my business."

 

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