This guy buys some new underwear from a department store. He takes them home and tries them on, but to his dismay they don't fit properly, so off he goes back to the store.

When it's his turn at the customer service window, the lady asks him why he's returning the underwear.

The man replies by asking the saleslady, "Have you ever heard of the ballroom in the Washington Monument?"

The puzzled saleslady scratches her head and says, "What ballroom?"

The man snaps, "Exactly!"

A dick says to his balls, "Come on! Come on! We have a party to go to!"
The balls reply, "Nah man! Every time we go to a party you get in and we are left knocking on the outside!”

One day a lady was driving in the country and she saw a small resturant on the side of the road so she toght she would stop for a quick bite to eat. Halfway throgh her meal she swallows a chicken bone and she starts to choke on it. Two county teens quickly pull down there pants and one starts to like to others ass. The lady gets so grossed out that she thoughs up and the chiken bone comes out. Then the one teen says "Boy that hind lick manover works good."

Q. What's the difference between medium and rare?
A. Six inches is medium and eight inches is RARE!!