The following conversation went on between a blonde mother, her blonde daughter and her brunette daughter:
Blonde mother: what is the easiest way to a man’s heart?
Blonde daughter: Good sex mum
Brunette daughter: Good food mum
Blond mother: Wrong, Wrong. It’s unrestricted seduction

A blond goes to see her OB/GYN and ask for a paternity test. The doctor says do you want to find out who the father is? She says no I want to find out if its mine!

Knock, knock Who's there?

Wendy Wendy who?

Wendy wind blows de cradle will rock.

One blonde says to another
"Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
She replies
"No, who wrote it?"