A blonde and a brunet are getting in the elevator, along comes this really hot guy. The girls noticed he has a really bad dandruff problem. The brunet whispers to the blonde, "Someone should give him head and shoulders", and the blonde says, "How do you give shoulders.

Q: What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brunett?
A: Artaficial Intelligence

A man gave his blonde wife a cell phone for their 1st anniversary. He showed her how to use it and she absolutely loved it. One day when she was at the hairdresser, her phone rang. She turned it on and heard her husband's voice, "Hi Honey, how's the phone working out?" It's great, but how did you know where to reach me?"

A blonde was driving down the road, when a cop pulled her over! The man went up to the window and saw a beautiful woman, and asked why she was going so fast, the blonde said, "I didn't think I was!" So the cop went back into the car and called the police station! A policeman picked up the phone! The cop asked, "I have this beautiful woman in the car, ahead of me, and she can't tell me why she was speeding, what should I do?" The police man answered," Go to the window, and pull down your pants!" So the cop went to the window, and pulled his pants down! The blonde replied, "not another breathalyzer test!"