A young girl came home from a date, looking sad. She tells her mother, “John asked me to marry him.” “Then why are you so sad?” her mother asks. “Because,” the girl says, “he told me he’s an atheist. He doesn’t even believe there is a Hell.” Her mother says, “Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we’ll show him how wrong he is!”

I nearly fainted when the guy I was out with last night wanted to make out,” exclaimed the demure young woman to her date. “Really?” said the man. “Then you’re gonna die when you hear what I have in mind.”

A couple was trolling hand in hand across the nudist camp when the young man suddenly lower his head and confessed, “Don’t look now Cathy, but I think I’m falling in love with you.”

The lovers had decided that a mutual parting of the ways was best for both of them.
However, on their way to the airport a rather heated debate started as to whose fault their breakup was. At the crowded gate, she turned and said, “Thanks for nothing you cheap bastard.” As she went down the ramp with the other passengers, he shouted back: “Hey baby, don’t be like that. If you ever work this town again, give me a call.”