The Principal of an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on sexual morality.
“We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation, she said, “ask yourselves just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?” A girl in the back of the class rises her hand and says, “Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?”

Three boys received their grades from their female sex education instructor. One receives a D+, the second a D-, and the third an F. “One day we should get her for this,” says the first boy. “I agree. We’ll grab her…” says the second. “Yeah,” says the third. “And then we’ll kick her in the nuts!”