A blonde went into a worldwide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300 she exclaimed, "I don't have that kind of money!! But I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother Overseas!"
The man arched an eyebrow. "Anything?" he asked the blonde.
"Yes, anything" the blonde promised.
With that, the man said, "Follow me." He walked into the next room and ordered, "Come in and close the door." She did. He then said, "Get on your knees." She did. Then he said, "Take down my zipper." She did. He said, "Go ahead... take it out." She took it out and grabbed hold of it with both hands. The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well... go ahead!" The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and while holding it close to her lips she said loudly, "HELLO... MOM!"

This blonde comes up to her mom and asks: Do babies come out where guys put their thingies? Her mom kind of astound says why yes.
She replies but wouldn't your teeth hurt?

A Blonde sitting on first class. The flight attendant takes her ticket and says,” This is a ticket for coach, not for first class." The Blonde replied,” I’m Blonde, I’m Beautiful and I'm going to Chicago." Then the pilot came out and asked what was going on here and the flight attendant told the pilot the situation. So the pilot went over and whispered something in the Blonde's ear and she hurried back to coach. The flight attendant then asked,” What did you tell her?” The pilot replied,” I just told her that first class wasn't going to Chicago.

Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. Put her in a circle room and tell her there is a quarter in the corner.