Q. What did one boob say to the other boob?

A. If we don't get some support soon, we'll both be nuts!

A man and a woman are sitting in on a couch. The man says to the woman, "I'll let you see mine if you let me see yours." The woman agreed. She pulled down her pants and the man smiled. "Your turn," the woman said. The man removed his pants and showed the woman.

"Well...where is it?"

A man is cooking in his back yard on his BBQ grill. He glances over at his wife and notices how large her behind is. He then looks at his grill and looks back at his wife and says "Honey I think your butt might be as big as the grill!" He didn't stop there, he then went into the house and got a tape measure and measured the grill then his wife's ass. Later that night, the couple decided to get a little frisky in bed. The wife then said “I don't see any reason for me to fire up this fat-ass grill for that little wiener.

A little boy and girl were in a bath tub taking a bath; the girl starts getting a little curious and reaches out to touch the little boy's penis. The little boy pushes her hand out of the way and says “Hey! Don’t touch mine, you already broke yours.