The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding across the desert when a line of mounted Indians appeared to the right of them. They looked to the left and saw another line of mounted Indians. Behind them they saw another line of mounted Indians.
The Lone Ranger said, "Looks like we're in trouble, Tonto."
Tonto replied, "What you mean WE, white man?"

Q: Why do bald men have holes in their pockets?
A: So they can run their fingers through their hair!

A man is helping a young lady carry her groceries to her car.
All of a sudden, she leans over and says," I have an itchy pussy."
He responds," I'm sorry ma'am. You'll have to point it out, all these Japanese cars look the same to me."

Ray has laryngitis. He goes to the doctor’s house down the street and knocks on the door. The doctor’s wife answers and Ray whispers, “Is the doctor home?” The doctor’s wife whispers back, “No, Come on in.”