Clinton and the Pope had an important meeting. The press waited anxiously outside. After hours behind closed doors, Clinton comes out cheerful. The press asks, "What happened? How'd it go?" Clinton says, "It was a huge success! We agreed on 80% of what we talked about." Clinton goes off all happy and skipping. The Pope comes out minutes later all sad-faced and solemn. The press asks, "What happened? We thought it was a huge success. Clinton said you agreed on 80% of what you talked about." The Pope said, "We were talking about the 10 Commandments."

Do you know that Monica Lewinsky is moving to North Carolina?
She doesn't know exactly where she'll live, but it's a toss-up between Blowing Rock and Morehead City

The former Clinton administration was like a condom; it stood up to inflation, halted production, protected a bunch of pr...s and gave us a sense of security while being screwed.

What does Hillary call the saga of Bill's escapades with Monica?
Honey'n'Nut Serial