Irritated by a professor of history who liked to tell off-color stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all get up and leave the room in protest. The professor got wind of their plan just before class the following day, however, so he bided his time. Then, halfway through the lecture, he began.” They say there is quite a shortage of prostitutes in France,” he said. The girls looked at one another, arose, and started for the door. “Ladies, please,” he said with a smile. “The next plane to Paris does not leave until tomorrow afternoon.”

The high priced lawyer was sitting in his office when his secretary announced the arrival of a new client, who turned out to be a very sexy young mother.
“I want to divorce my husband,” said the woman.
“On what grounds?” asked the lawyer.
“Infidelity,” she replied. “I don’t think my husband has been faithful to me.”
“What makes you think that?”
“Well,” she said, “ I don’t think he is the father of my son.”

A ninety-year-old man goes to a hooker. When he gets undressed, she looks at his limp member and says, “Mister, you’ve had it.”
“Thank you every much,” he says. “How much do I owe you?

Making a comment to his friend a guy says; of course, strip poker is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it.