After enjoying the events of their wedding night, the newlyweds snuggle in the afterglow. “That was…amazing!” the groom gasps.
“I’m glad you like it. I learned it in the circus,” his bride responds.
“Really? I didn’t know your were in the circus.”
“Yes, I was the sword swallow.”

The weeping bride poured her heart to the renowned marriage counselor. “Isn’t there some way, without turning into a nag that I can keep my husband in line?”
The counselor frowned. “Young lady,” he said “your husband shouldn’t have to wait in line!”

“My wife is the most suspicious woman in the world,” complained the stressed husband to a sympathetic friend. “If I come home early, she thinks I’m after something. And if I come home late, she thinks I’ve already had it.”

“I forgot my glasses last night,” he told his wife at the breakfast table. “Then what are you smiling at? She inquires. “I remember where I left them,” he said.