Bar Phrases
I'll get this one, next one is on you.

MEANING: This place has dollar drafts, the beers are $4.50 a pop at the next bar.

Peter is drinking in a bar, and he sees a guy three stools away every once in a while reach around to tug on a piece of string that is hanging out of the back of his shirt collar.
Peter says, “Hey, pal, what’s that string for?” The guy says “A couple of days ago I had a date with a great girl, and when we got into bed, I couldn’t get a hard-on. It made me so crazy that I tied this string to the end of my dick, and now, every time I think of how it let me down, I pull on the string so my cock can kiss my ass.”

Every Friday a few guys get together after work at the local watering hole. One Friday, Sam showed up late, sat down at the bar, and powered down his entire first drink in one huge gulp. Then he turned to Jim and said, “times are getting tough, my friend. Today my wife told me the she is going to cut back sex with me to just twice a week. I can’t believe it.”
Jim put his hand on Sam’s shoulder and said reassuringly, “You think you’ve got it bad? She’s cut some guys out all together!”

A guy walks into a bar, and shouts: " when I drink - everybody drinks! "
Everybody’s cheering him, and applauding like crazy. Feeling great - he finishes his beer, asks for another one, and shouts: " when I drink again - everybody drinks again! " once again - everybody's cheering him. He’s the hero of the bar. When he's done drinking, he pulls out his wallet, and shouts: " when I pay - everybody pays! "