Yo momma so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo momma so fat, when she dances the band skips.
Yo momma so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.
Yo momma so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Yo momma so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
Yo momma so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.
Yo momma so fat, she needs a hula-hoop to keep her socks up.
Yo momma so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Yo momma so fat, when they used her underwear for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo momma so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, "OK"!
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.
Yo momma so fat when she took her dress to the cleaners they told her, "Sorry, we don't do curtains."
Yo momma so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks.
Yo momma so big; when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white
Yo momma so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Yo momma so fat, she's on a light diet...as soon as it gets light out she starts eating.
Yo momma so fat that when she wore an "X" jacket a helicopter tried to land on her back
Yo momma so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
Yo momma so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
Yo momma so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
