A couple is in the living room. He says, “You’re dry tonight.”
She says, “You are licking the rug.”

Sam was less than pleased with the doctor’s therapy for the constant fatigue that was plaguing him. “Give up sex completely, Doctor?” he screamed. “I’m a young guy. How can you expect me to just go cold turkey?”
“So get married and taper off gradually,” advised the physician.

Harry was having problems with premature ejaculation and his doctor recommended a topical cream guaranteed to prolong erection. When asked on a later visit whether it worked, Harry replied, “I came rubbing the stuff on.”

Invitation to the party: The invitation said; “you are invited to a party for those who cannot have an orgasm."
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