A father and his son went hunting for the first time. The father said,” son, whatever you do don't scream." Stay here while I go around to check the field. About ten minutes later the father heard his son scream. The father ran over and said," why did you scream?" His son said,” a skunk walked by my feet but I didn’t scream. Then a snake was crawling around my neck, but I didn’t scream cause you told me not to. Then two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and said,” should we eat them now or take them with us?"

Q: How did the ewok get across the road?
A: E-walked

Q: What does D.A.M. stand for?
A: Mothers Against Dislexics

Two kids decided to dress up as a cow for Halloween, after hours of arguing who was going to be the head and the rear, they decided to flip a coin and the argument was settled. While crossing a farmer’s field in their costume the boy that was in the rear says, what's that snort your making? The boy in the front said; I'm not snorting, and swings his big cow head around and spots this huge bulls racing towards them. He says don’t panic! But we got a problem behind us coming up fast. It’s a big bull. After a second or two the kid in the rear says, what are we going to do? The kid in the front replies, I don't know about you, but I'm going to bend over and eat some grass.