Two colleagues opened an office in a small town and put a sigh reading, “Dr. Smith and Dr. Stein, Psychiatry and Proctology.” The town council was not pleased with the sign so the doctors changed it to read, “Minds and Behinds.” This was not acceptable either, so they tried again with, “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.” Not accepted.
After a third try of “Catatonics and High Colonic, was not accepted and near wits’ end, the doctors made one final proposal, which to their eternal relief the council accepted: “Dr. Smith and Dr. Stein, Odds and Ends.”

A man visits the doctor and says, “Doc, I think I’ve got a sex problem. I can’t get it up for my wife anymore.” The doctor says, “Come back tomorrow and bring her with you.” The next day, the guy shows up with his wife. The doctor says to the wife, “Take your clothes off and lie on the table.” The doctor walks around the table a few times looking her up and down. He pulls the man to the side and says, “You’re fine. She doesn’t give me a hard-on, either.

A doctor and his wife were out walking when a beautiful woman in tight-fitting halter top and skirt nodded hello from a nearby doorway.
“And who was that?” questioned the wife.
“Oh, jus a young woman I know professionally,” said the doctor, reddening slightly.
“I see,” said the wife. “Your profession or hers?”

A cardiologist died and was give an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket was rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, “I’m sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral… I’m a gynecologist.” And at that point, the proctologist fainted.