Why was the broom late?
It over swept!

A man heard that his wife was cheating on him. He came earlier from the job one day, and he saw his wife naked in the bed. Where is he, he shouted, after longed brawl, he looked under the bed, where the guy was laying with 100 bucks in his hand. The man quickly took the money, and said to his wife: Wait until I find him!

How did the telephones get married ?
In a double ring ceremony!

A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch in the rocking chair wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.
'Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!' he exclaimed.
The old man looked off in the distance without answering.
'Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?' he asked again.
The old man slowly looked at him and said,
'Well....last week I sat out here with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea.'