A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The Laundromat attendant doesn't hear her correctly and says, "Come again?" The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, "oh, no it's just mustard this time."

Q: How do you know when a blode is done eating?

A: When there is a belt buckle on her forehead

Q: What’s worse than two blondes building a house under water?
A: One blonde trying to burn it down.

A blonde walks in to her work and tells her boss "TGIF" and her boss said, "SHIT". The blonde repeated her self and so did her boss. Then finally the blonde said I don't think you quite understand. Then she said "Thank God Its Friday" Then her boss said no I don't think you quite understand and he replied "Sorry Honey Its Thursday"