Q:What did the fish say when it ran into the cement wall??
A: DAMN!

Q: Why was tiger dirty
A: Because he was playing with Pooh

There was a dumb girl who walked up to the librarian and said, Last Friday I took this book and it was the most boring book I've read. It was very confusing and had far too many characters. The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our telephone book."

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed.
She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"

The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.

"I can't, dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."

A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."