Two blondes are sitting on a porch in Montana...under a beautiful, full moon. One turns to the other and asks, " What do you suppose is farther, the Moon or Florida?"
"Hello..." says the other Blonde..." can you see Florida?"

There was once a blonde who hated her life and so she wanted to commit suicide. She decided the best place to do it would be in public. So she stood on the sidewalk for hours and hours. A man walks by and asks "why do you have that rope around your waist?" the blonde says, "I put it around my neck and I couldn't breath"

Q: What do you call a brunette in between two blonds?
A: An interpreter.

A blonde was in a car crash, she says to the paramedic "I think I have concussion,” Paramedic says, "How many fingers do I have up?" the blonde replies... " OH SHIT I AM PARALISED TOO!!!"