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SpicyJokes.com # 14533
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:7/10/2003    pub.:9/19/2003    Sent:12/13/2013
Ranking: 3.46 / 39
 
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Two, old drunks in a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. "By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand" "So, “says the second drunk, "what's your point" "Well, "says the first, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!"

 

SpicyJokes.com # 82
Thanks to: Marek Mullrot - USA.
rec.:5/18/2001    pub.:5/18/2001    Sent:2/26/2015
Ranking: 3.50 / 34
 
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Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing my mind; I swear we just went through a red light."

After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was red again, and again they went right through. This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red, but was really concerned that she was mistaken.

She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was going on.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through. She turned to the woman driving and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row! You could have killed us!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, am I driving?"

 

SpicyJokes.com # 14375
Thanks to: thomas johnson - USA.
rec.:6/25/2003    pub.:8/20/2003    Sent:12/27/2015
Ranking: 3.37 / 38
 
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A 90 year old man finally gets to see a doctor, the doctor asks him to explain the problem. The man says he wants the Dr. to lower his sex drive. The Dr. is taken aback a bit but finally asks the man, just how old are you? The man answers I am 90. The Dr., still a little confused says you are 90, and you want your sex drive lowered? Yes said the man, it's all in my head and I want you to lower it.


 

SpicyJokes.com # 3851
Thanks to: kim - kennebunk - maine - USA.
rec.:11/22/2001    pub.:11/4/2002    Sent:12/4/2014
Ranking: 3.86 / 22
 
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A bus stops and this old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexually harassed, and the driver thinks nothing of it; the bus comes to another stop and another old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexually harassed and the driver thinks nothing of it, then the bus comes to another stop and this old man gets off and says to the driver “I lost my taupe and thought I found it twice then realized mine is parted down the side, and the two I saw were parted down the middle!”

 

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