Q) What do Essex girls call knickers?
This guy and girl went to see a dirty movie. About half way through she nudged her boyfriend and said...” Honey the guy sitting next to me is playing with him self really hard" Her boyfriend replied. ” Just ignore him" She said “I cant, he's using my hand"
Sex is like a bridge game.... u either have to have a good partner or a great hand!
Q: What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?
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