Q: Do you remember when you used to blow bubbles as a kid?

A: Well he's back in town and he wants your number!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Story: One day, a cat and a rooster went for a walk. The cat slipped and fell into a pond full of water. When it came out, it was all wet. The rooster laughed his heart out.
Moral of the story: Where there is a wet pussy, there is a happy cock

A horse and chicken were friends. One day they were strolling in the farm near a pond. Suddenly the horse slipped and fell in the pond. The chicken, worried about his friend, started shouting. The farmer heard the chicken shouting. He brought his BMW and a rope. He tied one end of the rope to his BMW and the other end to the horse's neck and pulled it out. The horse and chicken were both thankful to the farmer. A few days later, while the two friends (horse and chicken) were again strolling near that pond, the chicken slipped and fell into the pond. It started shouting but the farmer was not nearby that day. Suddenly, the horse came near the edge of the pond, lowered its dick into the pond. The chicken held it and the horse pulled the chicken out. THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS: "If you have a big dick, you do not need a BMW to pick up chicks"

Q: How can you tell when you have had a really good blow job?
A: When you have to pat her on the back to burp your balls back up!