“Today,” said the professor, “I will be lecturing about the intestines and the liver.”
Up in the gallery, one med student leaned toward the other, “Damn, if there is one thing I hate it’s and organ recital.”

The professor says to his class, “On Monday you’re going to have a six hour exam.”
Kevin, the class wise guy, says, “Six hours? What if I’m exhausted from sex?”
If that is the case, “then write with your other hand.”

Our Research Department has just come up with the latest statistics data proving that a considerable number of college students do not make love in parked cars. In fact, the report continues, the woods are full of them.

We know a progressive college professor who claims that you’ll always have a student body where you find a faculty for making love.