What should a woman ask a man after having sex?
"Do you still love me?"

Be politically correct;
She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.
She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.
She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.

A woman went to the doctor's office. Where she was seen by one of the new
doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she
burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she
told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax
in another room.
The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the
younger doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is
63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you
told her she was pregnant?"
The new younger doctor continued to write on his clipboard and
without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"

Q: What do you call a lesbian who moves out of her girlfriend’s house?
A: A Beaver Leaver!