Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized!

Want to play army? I can lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.

I may not be Fred Flintstone. But I can still make your bed rock.

Nice skirt! It would look better on my bedroom floor.

Is that a magnet in your pocket or am I just really attracted to you?

If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!