This auto engineer was telling the other engineer,
"I worked for 20 years to develop an electric car that
would sell for under $10,000 and would go from N.Y. to
L.A. on less than a cost of $5.00. I finally did it.
I soked everything I had, and could borrow on developing
a proto-type and getting a patent, but at he end I lost my
ass and went bankrupt."
"What happened "asked the other engineer."
"I found out the drop cord would cost $50,000".

Two 9-year-old boys were playing in the waiting room of a pediatrician.
One was noticeably more apprehensive about seeing the doctor. So the other one asked, "What are you seeing the doctor about?" The apprehensive boy replied, "I'm having a circumcision." The other boy immediately understood and said, "Yeah, it's not easy. I had my circumcision just after I was born, and I have to tell you, I didn't walk for a whole year!"

Q: why do midgets laugh when they run?
A: cause the grass tickles their nuts

A preacher went to get his teeth pulled. As a result he would need dentures. The first Sunday after, he preached 10 minutes. The second he preached 20 minutes and the third he preached an hour and a half. Some members of the congregation asked about the different amounts of time. The preacher says "The first Sunday my gums were so sore I could barely talk. The second Sunday, my dentures were causing the pain. The third Sunday I grabbed my wife's dentures and couldn't stop talking."