A blonde walked into a police station and asked to speak to the chief. When the chief came out, she told him that she wanted to be a police officer and he said, "come in my office and let me ask you a few questions". The first question is what is 2 + 2. The blonde says oh that is easy the answer is 4. The second question is what is the square root of 100. The blonde thinks for a second and says I think it is 10. The chief says very well now can you tell me who killed Abraham Lincoln? The blonde thought and thought and said no I can't. So the chief told her to go and find out and come back to him when she knew. Later that night a friend called her to ask how the job thing went with the chief and she said "Girl I got the job and they already put me on a murder case".

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone's been in a 747!

A Blonde Teacher says to her class
" Today’s word is LEGS, so lets go out and spread the word."

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds." When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?" The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor. "No, from skipping."